I'm into parties, but I couldn't relate
To the ones I saw at this big debate
Both liked business
Gettin' rich
I couldn't quite say
Which was which
Then a well-dressed fat guy made
A pitch for buyin' planes
So I says excuse me folks
It's too much for my brain

So we're having a Communist Party
Put away your capitalist greed
Bring food and drinks according to your means
But take just what you need

I must admit it was quite an affair
'Cause everyone who was no-one was there
They got Socialists
And Maoists
Libertarians
And Taoists
There's this guy who's talking revolution
How it's gonna be
And he's raggin' on the gov'ment
But it doesn't bother me

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I asked some wallflower how's it goin'
He said somebody needs some overthrowin'
We got pollution
We got droughts
Our ozone layer's
Runnin' out
How he talks about the world
There's no doubtin' it's a mess
So I had some vodka jello
And I'm feelin' less oppressed

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Pig to man & man to pig & pig to man again
Pig to man & man to pig & pig to man again
Pig to man & man to pig &
Pig to man & man to pig &
Pig to man & man to pig
And pig to man again.

Then all of a sudden, the party's sick
Everyone's gone or watchin' Marx Brothers flicks
So I'm reeling in confusion
Sell my soul for absolution
So I asked who's up for revolution this November
We collectivized the alcohol
And that's all I remember